Knocked up...and out!

Here's a thing:

Me: Hello all!  *smiles*
You: What!  Where have you been you silly bitch!
Me: I got knocked up...having a baby is hard!
You: Well, I'm sorry that is no excuse for ignoring your super awesome blog for a whole year!
Me: I know, I know...let me make it all better:

You: Oh my...it's you and Mathew as pirates...how does that make it better?
Me: Pirates make everything better silly.
You: ....

So there you have it!  I had a tiny human spew forth from my loins...seriously, it was a wild ride.  She is now 5 months old, and I am back to my old fighting self.  Let the blogging resume!